Dallas, Texas; Stop Your Grinnin' and Drop your Linen...

...Because I'm coming to town this weekend. Hiding your goats and locking your doors are definitely recommended. Gonna hang out with Lord Bling and Dirty GMR this weekend and just to reassure the blogsphere,  I'll drop a post or two letting you know that I'm still safe. After all, I'll be not to far from Garland. They have people there that go to jail and stab people with forks. (long story)